A little scarred by his first eHarmony experience involving a drunk stalker and the police involved (read more here), Unlucky Bastard persevered, and the following weekend attempted his next eHarmony date. Again, he went out with a nice enough, wholesome, seemingly normal girl. They had an okay but unexceptionable night, no fluttering or beating hearts, no lingering kiss goodnight.
The next day, he received a photo of (now) Psycho Date no 2 in her bikini. What the? This was totally out of character from what he knew so far. Then appeared a photo of Psycho Date no 2’s bikinied torso, without her head (she didn’t quite look like the girl below but you get the idea). In Australia, we call someone a prawn if they have a great body but a disposable face. But portraying yourself this way? He was pretty weirded out, and as is his fashion, ignored all further texts and communication attempts.
This poor guy needs a normal date, can anyone help out?
